Just a tap on the shoulder..

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Just a tap on the shoulder..

Postby superletta on Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:00 pm

A British passenger in a taxi in Dublin leaned over to ask the driver a
question and tapped him on the shoulder.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up
over the curb, and stopped just inches from the edge of the bridge
over the Liffey River.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still
shaking driver said, ' Be-Jesus, I ' m sorry, but you scared the devil out
of me. '

The frightened Brit apologized to the driver and said he didn ' t realize
a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten an Irishman so much.

The driver replied, ' Will the Saints in Heaven forgive me, it ' s entirely
my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab...................

I ' ve been driving a hearse for the last 25 years. '
To know what you prefer instead of humbly saying Amen to what the world tells you you ought to prefer, is to have kept your soul alive.
-Robert Louis Stevenson

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Re: Just a tap on the shoulder..

Postby Goodgodzilla on Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:19 pm

Very good.
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