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A fireman is cleaning his fire engine when all of a sudden he hears a horrible noise he looks over the walltoo see wot it is. He saw a little girl on a homemade fire engine it had all the ladders a hose pipe and even a light. Then the fireman noticed she had a cat and a dog tied to it by their balls, Puzzled he asked the girl why do you have the rope tied to the dogs balls, she replied it make him run faster so I get more speed. so the fireman thought fair enough then he asks why do you have a rope tied to the cats balls, The little girl looks puzzled at why he asked a silly question and says well how the hell do you think I got a siren.