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A man (John)broke his leg and was home resting. His mate came round to see how he was.

Mate: Hows things? need any help?
John: yeah can you go up stairs and get me my slippers
Mate: sure
He went up stairs and as he came to the top, he saw the mans 2 daughters 17 and 19 years old, lightly dressed laying on the bed chatting

Mate: Your dad told me to come up here and give you both a kwik 1 up the %&¤?
Daughters: Yeah right, get out you old perv
Mate: well listen for yerselfs
Mate: Did you say both of them
John: Yes, you tawt, no point with taking 1 is there