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40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. ' I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'
God says 'We are over quota on Gypos. Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will just let the dozen in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the blower to God again.

'They've gone', he tells God.
'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'



'No, ....... THE GATES'